IT'S A TRAP!!!!

Dear World,
Until recently, I was a relatively free being, able to scurry through piping and wiring in countless crawl spaces without interruption or fear of reproach. But like Icharus of myth, I sought to crawl too highly and creep too bravely. Like many before me, the Midian hue of the prize attracted my eye, and I was unable to resist its Siren's wail. Before I knew it, my head was clamped down by the steel catch mechanism that has defeated so many. Fortunately, the trap was set next to a tiny, tiny turn of the century typewriter, which I subsequently made an Internet on.

I hope to keep you, my devoted readers, abreast of my travails. May we see each other again in a world without consequence.

Forever Yours,
Tawi-Tawi Forest Rat